While waiting for test results….

I will share my thoughts.

I know.

Hold on to your pants.

  • my house looks like it threw up.
  • my laundry has not folded itself
  • I told it to.
  • Stupid laundry.
  • I wish I could share with you that I have lost all my stress weight.
  • But I haven’t.
  • So I can’t.
  • Pass the crackers.
  • I have a slight obsession with my daughters bald head.
  • I have a slight obsession with touching and rubbing said head.
  • “slight” is subjective.
  • all our kids will be at the same school next year
  • all our kids are SO excited.
  • me too.
  • why are june bugs crawling all over?
  • do they not consult the calendar?
  • they don’t consult me
  • I am scared.
  • of the summer.
  • and the pool.
  • and bathing suits.
  • and cellulite
  • I love being outside
  • I detest the smell of outside once inside
  • wow
  • that made very little sense
  • what else is new
  • I miss my sisters
  • my bestie and her sweet girl are coming TODAY
  • I am so freaking excited
  • SNL Surprise??
  • Anyone??
  • My lips are dry, my knuckles are locked
  • Two babies at the SAME TIME?
  • It is on HULU
  • You are welcome
  • more dead armadillos
  • thankfully not in the hay meadow
  • just on the road
  • turtles will be next
  • I hate turtles
  • they scare me
  • especially big ones
  • all dry and wrinkly
  • I love lotion
  • Katie has learned many things through her cancer trip
  • the main one
  • she NEVER wants to be a nurse or doctor
  • but she loves hers
  • things I have learned
  • always carry an emesis bag
  • look at that word
  • it is fancy
  • and never ever wear non-waterproof mascara
  • if you could wouldn’t you want clean sheet day everyday?
  • haven’t been sleeping well
  • there is no good TV on at night
  • ever listened to Coast to Coast AM?
  • wow
  • please do
  • at your earliest convenience
  • I have learned much about aliens
  • and doomsday preparation
  • and people in Arkansas.
  • I love the news here in OK.
  • I do.
  • the weather guy wears a sparkly bedazzled tie when there is bad weather
  • in LA the weather guy talks about Britney Spears.
  • I have learned to LOVE thunderstorms
  • our back yard floods
  • Michael gets out a sump pump
  • that is fun to say
  • like francisco
  • I cannot not wear make up anymore
  • I feel old
  • let’s get real
  • I look old.
  • I want to go on a vacation.
  • I would love to go to Hawaii.
  • but.
  • That means bathing suits.
  • remember the crackers?
  • and the cellulite?
  • never mind.
  • I love cake batter.
  • and cookie dough.
  • maybe I am starting to see a reason for my fears
  • of summer.
  • RING PHONE
  • this waiting for test results is killing me.
  • so now
  • I will go
  • smash june bugs
  • fold sheets
  • and pray that whatever Maisy has in her mouth right now
  • isn’t an armadillo
  • um
  • ew
  • EW
  • a turtle.
  • Goodbye
  • forever.
  • or until tomorrow.
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5 thoughts on “While waiting for test results….

  1. I love you. I understood every single word. You complete me. My dog has a turtle in her mouth as we speak. It peed on the back porch when she smushed it in her jowls. Ew! I guess I would, too. I am anxiously waiting for you to get your phone call so I can get a phone call from you. I know it’s going to be good news. A sweet little friend told me so. I am pretty sure she has a direct line to Jesus so I believe her. 🙂 I will continue to ignore my laundry and the icky peeing turtle until I get your excited call. LOVE YOU!

  2. I have a love – hate relationship with summer. If only food and wine tasted bad. Sure would make things easier. And if you figure out how to get laundry to fold itself… please let me know your secret. Then you can put it on Pinterest. 🙂

  3. You always crack me up when you do this stream-of-consciousness (did I spell that right?) blogging. You are too funny. Michael used to listen to C2C every flippin’ night. Laid there with an ear bud in one ear and listened to his old AM radio nearly all night long. Sometimes it freaked him out and he would tell me all about these conspiracies and crap about aliens. I’d just look at him and ask why he could believe all that stuff, but not believe in the God of the Bible. Thankfully, he decided that he could believe in the God of the Bible. I’m so happy that your nervous wait turned into such good news. Praise God! He is so good. 🙂

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