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Hello There!

I think in my old age I forgot I had a blog.

Ok.  That is a lie.

I have been lazy.

That is the truth.


So again, without further ado, my life, in list form.

  • it is officially cold.  23.  That my friends is cold.
  • my grass is brown
  • has been since summer.
  • Maisy had piece by piece brought the carcass of an armadillo to my back porch.
  • the tail was cool.
  • when the body shell made it up there I cried.  And threw up a little in my mouth.
  • and cursed the day we got Maisy.
  • and then  banished her to the kitchen where I told the children to never touch her again.
  • and then she tried to lick me.
  • with her dead armadillo tongue.
  • I haven’t been the same since.
  • Lauren told a lady at Whole Foods that she was from Africa.
  • I laughed so hard I snorted.
  • And then blamed it on Lauren.
  • I am the BEST mom.
  • We have been living in the land of Annie for the past few months.
  • If I don’t hear the song Tomorrow for awhile that would make me happy.
  • wait.
  • I hear it.
  • Lauren is belting it from her room.
  • Ok.  Because the way she says “yumorrow” makes me smile.
  • she also sang all the songs from her seat in the audience.
  • and tried to do the dances.
  • She bopped the old guy’s chair in front of us with her overzealous “Never Fully Dressed”
  • I hid.
  • again, the BEST mom.
  • Katie Mei amazed me up on stage.
  • Girl can sing and dance!
  • And she has the BEST mad/crabby/I hate everything face.
  • Sammy was in the show too.
  • He had the best fed up with Hoover face I have EVER seen.
  • you couldn’t pay Jack enough money to do a show.
  • but you could pay him enough money to be a kicker in the NFL.
  • I have been doing a boot camp, outside for nearly 2 months.
  • Hello?
  • did you think you had gone to the wrong blog??
  • heh.
  • I have been eating healthy for 2 months.
  • I have lost 4 pounds.
  • Until I ate cookies.
  • then I gained them back.
  • but I feel healthy.
  • MCcallister’s unsweet tea with lemon is my favorite.
  • so is smiling
  • wait
  • that’s Buddy the Elf.
  • And while we are on that subject
  • Francisco is fun to say!
  • my w key on my keyboard is missing.
  • it was coming off and then pulled off by an unnamed child
  • it works still
  • Michael has a mustache and beard
  • I told him once that if he stopped shaving I would too
  • and then wave hello to him wildly whilst wearing a tank top.
  • and then I knew once he grew it that I could never NOT shave.
  • Ew.
  • Watching the Virgin Diaries made me mad
  • and sad at how they treated that couple
  • though the kiss made me cringe a little
  • Today is clean sheet day
  • I love clean sheet day
  • some of my friends tell me I am weird for washing my sheets so often.
  • am I weird?
  • wait
  • don’t answer that.
  • we had our final post placement visit
  • cannot believe it has been a year
  • seems as though Lauren has always been a part of our family
  • I want to go to Disneyland
  • and go on Space Mountain
  • and eat a frozen banana
  • and a churro
  • one Christmas eve, my sisters and I drove all over Pasadena to find churros
  • we also ate at a restaurant called the Steak Corral.
  • You could sit on saddles and eat.
  • we also always slept in the same room on Christmas Eve
  • I miss my sisters
  • A LOT
  • I need to finish Christmas shopping
  • I don’t like hot drinks
  • What is wassiling?
  • fingerling potatoes freak me out
  • so do purple potatoes
  • I wish I hated bread.
  • I wish I hated butter.
  • Why do I have 25 socks with no match?
  • and where do those socks go?
  • really?
  • This keeps me up at night.
  • So do night sweats.
  • just sayin.
  • I don’t like chocolate.
  • Except when mixed with salt, or peanut butter
  • or ice cream
  • but not chocolate ice cream
  • and Hot Chocolate?
  • EW.
  • Don’t even get me started.
  • I need to go make my bed.
  • with my clean sheets.
  • Oh CRAP.
  • I just saw more armadillo.
  • goodbye.
  • if I don’t come back, assume I died.
  • from Armadillo germs.